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  “The…face…of…Jesus…is…on…my…chicken…breasts.”
“Kish…it’s not Jesus, it’s a BeeGee.”
“It’s not a BeeGee! What kind of sign would that be?”

First published by Elastic Press in 2006.

Long-listed for the British Fantasy Award, Best Collection, 2007, Best Short Fiction 2007, ‘The Spark of Divinely Random Intervention’, from Photocopies of Heaven.’

Fingers crossed the radio adaptation happens in 2009…

  Written in 2008. This formed the basis of my Ph.D.

Scarlett Thomas read it and said she liked it, so that’s a good start.

 

  I’ve started work on this one.

I’ve got a title – I like coming up with titles.

But I always feel letting a title out too soon jinxes things…